Everything I Need To Know About Life I Learned From My Dog

"I think dogs are the most amazing creatures; they give unconditional love. For me they are the role model for being alive." (Gilda Radner)

• Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joy ride.
• Allow the experience of fresh air and the wind in your face to be pure ecstasy.
• When loved ones come home, always run to greet them.

• Run, romp, and play daily.
• Be loyal.
• Never pretend to be something you're not.

• Eat with gusto and enthusiasm.
• If what you want lies buried, dig until you find it.
• When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by, and nuzzle them gently.

• Thrive on affection and let people touch you - enjoy back rubs and pats on your neck.
• When you leave your yard, make it an adventure.
• Avoid biting when a simple growl will do.

• No matter how often you're scolded, don't pout - run right back and make friends.
• Bond with your pack.
• On cold nights, curl up in front of a crackling fire.

• When you're excited, speak up.
• When you're happy, dance around and wag your entire body.
• Delight in the simple joy of a long walk.

• If you stare at someone long enough, eventually you'll get what you want.
• Don't go out without ID.
• Leave room in your schedule for a good nap.